I Heart Palmercash.com Again......

Wow.......so while it is apparently Palmercash policy to not correspond with their customers, I did get the correct t-shirt in the mail today. Color me happy. I am now officially taking back 90% of all the nasty things I said about the company.....except the customer service bit....I still don't think it would have been too much work for them to simply respond to my inquiries. Other than that...... the heads of the company still may or may not be chimps with roller skates.

We Came, We Ate, We Ran......

Friday August 26, 2005 11:46am.

The suspects, (Me and T-Bone) enter the local Pizza Hut. Hungry.....but not just for the all the pizza like product you can eat (Only $6.99). No, they were hungry for adventure and hungry for excitement....and the free dessert bar. Who can resist the free ice cream like product and all the candy like toppings to go with? Certainly not I, although, I was seriously disappointed upon arrival (more on that later).

We sit down, the ditzy waitress comes over and takes our drink orders and leaves.....never to be heard from again......or at least for the next 15 minutes. 15 freakin minutes to bring us each a Pepsi. Good Grief! what kind of incompetence are we dealing with here Charlie Brown? I got the answer to that right away. The Hostess seated 4 people behind us (one of whom was gay and cute according to t-bone) and the waitress came over and asked if she had already taken their drink orders (which she had) because she said she had so many tables she couldn't keep track of them. Insert chirping cricket noise to indicate complete isolation here. There were maybe 3 other tables with people and most were there for the buffet. Wow. Then to top it all off, the aforementioned dessert bar was gone. In its place, the shitty apple pie like dessert pizza. Now I'm super pissed.

After shoving all the pizza like product humanly possible into our pie holes and 8 dirty plates later, we were done. The rest plays out kind of like the robbery/resteraunt scene in Pulp Fiction... I bring up to T-Bone that no one seems to want to come back to us to check or to bring a bill. I mention that it would probably be pretty easy to do the old D & D. No, I do not mean pulling out the capes and nerd gear for a rousing game of Dungeons and Dragons....I mean the Dine and Dash. Yes my friends......we ate all we possibly could and descreetly left one after the other. Then ran like hell. I was sure that we'd see some sort of Pizza Hut Special Security Agent running after us, but there was none. We'd gotten away with it and all was cool.

I felt kind of bad for about an hour. Then it passed. Really, its their own fault for getting rid of the free ice cream like product dessert bar. Those Bastards.

Ugh.....I am So Disappointed With My Results..

So...I was cruising around the Entertainment Tonight website for shits and giggles and came across this pointless yet still entertaining quiz. Its "Who's Your Celebrity Soul Mate?" and I took it.........and I got Matt Damon.

What the crap? I hate Matt Damon. This quiz obviously sucks....but you should take the quiz for your self and see if you get stuck with the same a-hole I did.



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Kick His Ass Sea Bass!!

So first things first......my sincerest apologies for not blogging since sometime in mid-June. I realize I haven't been as diligent about the blogging as I mayhaps should have been. Anyways, I am filled with super RAGE at this damn t-shirt company! What a freakin rip off. Let me start from the beginning.....

Its about 11:38pm or so and I am stoned like you wouldn't believe and trolling the internet for cool t-shirts. I stumble upon Palmercash.com and notice they have a "Liger" shirt. For those that don't know...the Liger is half lion half tiger and its bred for its skills in magic. See picture below.



However, its another witty t-shirt that catches my eye......its caption reads "Even Presidents Get Stoned.......Mount Rushmore, South Dakota" (See Picture Below) Hahahahahaha I think to myself...what a clever t-shirt....I order it immediately.



I receive the shirt about one week and a bit later and its the wrong shirt. Son of a bitch. I go to the website and check the return instructions and follow them to the letter and then its off to the post office I go. $13.78 later, I have my receipt and I am assured it will be there in one week. About 2 1/2 weeks pass and nothing.....I email the company.......nothing. I email them again, and still...NOTHING. I send 15 strongly worded emails and NOTHING! I decide to write a VERY strongly worderd letter and have T-Bone fax it 20 times. He does...and NOTHING!
Now, I am not sure if I just have some crazy high expectation of customer service, but wouldn't a decent reputable company at least ACKNOWLEDGE you...to say "Yes, as a matter of fact, we do have your t-shirt and we will have it out to you shortly" or "NO, we don't have your shirt....so piss off!.....but we'll check into it." even that I would be happy with. Having received neither, I am now SUPER PISSED and would like to take this opportunity to state the following opinion...

PALMERCASH.COM sucks balls. I suspect the higher-ups are actually chimps with little shriner hats who smoke cigars and wear rollerskates and or tap dance. They just take your money and add it to their fat bank accounts which they use to support Mormons. Boo Palmercash....BOOOO!!!!!!!!! So now, I have decided that I will no longer give my money to these dinks and will only shop with proven reuputable internet companies. Damn those Commie bastards! Damn them all!