Kick His Ass Sea Bass!!

So first things first......my sincerest apologies for not blogging since sometime in mid-June. I realize I haven't been as diligent about the blogging as I mayhaps should have been. Anyways, I am filled with super RAGE at this damn t-shirt company! What a freakin rip off. Let me start from the beginning.....

Its about 11:38pm or so and I am stoned like you wouldn't believe and trolling the internet for cool t-shirts. I stumble upon Palmercash.com and notice they have a "Liger" shirt. For those that don't know...the Liger is half lion half tiger and its bred for its skills in magic. See picture below.



However, its another witty t-shirt that catches my eye......its caption reads "Even Presidents Get Stoned.......Mount Rushmore, South Dakota" (See Picture Below) Hahahahahaha I think to myself...what a clever t-shirt....I order it immediately.



I receive the shirt about one week and a bit later and its the wrong shirt. Son of a bitch. I go to the website and check the return instructions and follow them to the letter and then its off to the post office I go. $13.78 later, I have my receipt and I am assured it will be there in one week. About 2 1/2 weeks pass and nothing.....I email the company.......nothing. I email them again, and still...NOTHING. I send 15 strongly worded emails and NOTHING! I decide to write a VERY strongly worderd letter and have T-Bone fax it 20 times. He does...and NOTHING!
Now, I am not sure if I just have some crazy high expectation of customer service, but wouldn't a decent reputable company at least ACKNOWLEDGE you...to say "Yes, as a matter of fact, we do have your t-shirt and we will have it out to you shortly" or "NO, we don't have your shirt....so piss off!.....but we'll check into it." even that I would be happy with. Having received neither, I am now SUPER PISSED and would like to take this opportunity to state the following opinion...

PALMERCASH.COM sucks balls. I suspect the higher-ups are actually chimps with little shriner hats who smoke cigars and wear rollerskates and or tap dance. They just take your money and add it to their fat bank accounts which they use to support Mormons. Boo Palmercash....BOOOO!!!!!!!!! So now, I have decided that I will no longer give my money to these dinks and will only shop with proven reuputable internet companies. Damn those Commie bastards! Damn them all!