The Daily WTF?!

I was going about my day, reading my gossip columns, and I stumbled across an article I was SURE was some sort of a joke. Its not. Apparently Del Monte decided to sculpt Daniel Craig and his man-boobs into a popsicle. Truly stunning. The popsicle apparently comes in Cranberry, Blueberry and Pomegranate flavors and are under 100 calories each. Is it just me, or am I the only one who does not find Daniel Craig attractive AT ALL?!? I would rather eat a popsicle of just about anyone else. Throw me a Brad Pitt popsicle, or perhaps a delightful Christian Bale popsicle. THOSE would be worthwhile. Shit, I think I'd ALMOST rather eat a Gary Busey popsicle. Truthfully, I'm curious to see if the little popsicle sculptors could do justice to his amazingly HUGE teeth. Now THAT is a popsicle project I can get behind.

What You Should Be Listening To If You Aren't Already....

Kings Of Leon - Notion


Lately, I've been listening to A LOT of Kings Of Leon. I discovered their awesome music late one night while baked out of my tree watching Austin City Limits on PBS. I have absolutely NO clue why I was watching Austin City Limits, I guess when you're high, and you can't find the remote, you'll watch anything to avoid getting up to change the channel. Shit, I'd probably sit and watch the Weather Network for hours on end to avoid getting up to change the channel. Anyhoo...I watched it, saw them perform Taper Jean Girl, and I was hooked. So, I was on the Twitter Machine today, and I follow @Kingsofleonfans and was sent a link for their new video for the song Notion.. I've taken the liberty to embed it here so you can watch and enjoy for yourself. Side note: WOW! I've just recently decided that I find Caleb Followill (the lead singer) to be a sexy beast! For reals. Tall, scruffy, tatoo, and slightly dirty looking. Rarrr.

P.S. You can also go to their website by clicking on the title of this post.

Ahhh...Memories

This is one of the first NIN videos I ever saw. I remember watching this and being sort of afraid...but in a good way. I watched it again for shits and giggles today. I can't believe this video is already 15 years old. Man do I feel old now. Anyways, watch this, reminisce and be in awe of the awesomeness that is NIN. Also, I'm sad to admit this, but when I watched this video just now, I couldn't stop looking at Trent Reznor's junk. Is it just me, or are those pants a bit snug in the crotchal area? God, I'm such a creep. Just watch the video.

Perhaps One Of The Best Worst Videos Ever Made

So this afternoon I was sitting around discussing music videos and how much they suck balls nowadays and how they used to be pretty kick ass not that long ago. It really is sad that Much Music and MTV don't actually show videos anymore. Just vapid trash like the Hills and Bromance. Side note: whoever coined the term "Bromance" seriously needs to be shot. For reals. Anyways, I'm getting away from my point. Videos used to be cool. I remember waiting on pins and needles for new videos from certain artists because I KNEW they'd be awesome. Then we started talking about 80's videos and which ones stood out and how some of the bigger budget videos were like little mini-movies and had actual story lines such as that shitty Meatloaf video (actually, there's a couple shitty Meatloaf videos, but you know the one to which I refer), Thriller of course was EPIC, and then there's Hello by Lionel Richie. As you can see from watching it, its an epic piece of art. The blind chick and that bust of Lionel that looks almost nothing like him are just priceless. This might just be one of the best worst videos ever. Although I guess for the time it was made, it was pretty cool. Anyways, thoughts? should I post more of some awesome 80's videos?

This Makes Me Feel Better About Myself...

As you may or may not know, I was off work on Friday, and my good friend T-Bone was off in Spokane, so sadly that left me with many many many hours to troll the internet for pointless crap. I stumbled across a site called Fuck My Life. Its so sad, so pathetic, and yet so entertaining. It contains such gems as "I was surfing the internet today, and I found a picture of my girlfriend on Uglypeople.com., FML" BEST.SITE.EVER. If you want to feel better about yourself, have a look at this site. If you click the title of this post, it should take you to this site.

BEST.VIDEO.EVER!!!

I don't know why, but this video makes my day. Its 2 old ladies beating the shit out of each other with their purses. I've said it before, but I'll say it again: Thank GOD some douche with a camera had the good sense to tape this moment and post it on the internet.

I REALLY Need To Stop..

For reals. This Lil' Wayne app is making me do bad things to good pics. Just look at me turning Trent Reznor into a hip hop thug. I wonder if there might be a support group for me and other losers with this problem? *sigh*

I'm Co-Dependant...

So, as I sit here watching Project Runway Canada, I start thinking that Trefor should really be watching this with me. I'm positive he'd find this show enjoyable. Then I realize that Trefor is leaving this weekend and now I'm all bummed. I'm going to be so bored! Who am I going to email my witty observations to? We talk ALL day long.

Costco Rules!!!

That's right. I said it. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Today I was super bored, and I went to Costco to buy some yoga pants for lounging purposes (yeah right, like I'd actually do yoga). I also bought a bag of Peanut M&M's that weighs about 2.5lbs for $7.00. I know. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be diabetic by weeks end. But who can resist a bag of candy that size for that crazy price? certainly not I.