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Thursday, March 17, 2005

I Love Disco Stu

Watch as he busts one of his patented Disco moves......

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Drama Queen

Earlier this evening, it seems I have pissed off my best good friend T-Bone. We were chatting on Messenger and exchanging several of our trademark witty barbs, when all of a sudden, T-Bone ever the Drama Queen storms offline and is now giving me the silent treatment. This has prompted me to write this Blog and to wonder the following....First, if he didn't do this to get me to post a new Blog. Second if he really is pissed of at me (which I suspect he isn't, he couldn't be ever.) or if he really is the best Drama Queen this whole great big Universe has ever seen EVER!

I suspect its the last one and offer the accompanying paragraph to honor his Highness.

Dear Sir,

On behalf of the Neil Patrick Harris Dramatic Institute Association, we would like to present to you the much coveted and sough after Golden Doogie Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Overall Excellence For Being Overly Dramatic. An award whose recipient is truly deserving of its honor and all the infamy and glory that comes with it. We here at the N.P.H.D.I.A recognize that your overly dramatic preformances are some of the best in the field, and that your contribution to the N.P.H.D.I.A over the past year has been truly remarkable. For this we wish to extend our sincerest and most heartfelt congratulations on your magnificent accomplishment. Top Drawer Old Chap! Top Drawer Indeed!


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The preceeding Blog was written all in good fun and was intended for shits and giggles only. It was not meant to be taken seriouly and should not be read if you are thinking of operating heavy machinery. In the event this Blog is taken serioulsy, consult best good friend immediately and discontinue reading. Possible side effects of taking this Blog seriouly are: Groin ache, headache, nausea, projectile vomitting and really bad gas.