Grrr.....Rage!

I am SO mad....this stupid blog will not work properly. I assume its something to do with me, but one can never be to sure. At least one who is technologically inept like myself can never be too sure.

G.O.N.A.D.S

I call this little guy General Chipper.....he's the leader of my Secret Underground Army of Gophers. I call them Gopher Orphans of North American Descendants Society.....or G.O.N.A.D.S for short.

Another Historic First....

I guess it wasn't a day of epic proportions or anything, but hey...I finally caught up with the rest of society. Let me start from the beginning......

See, a nice but lazy co-worker was let go yesterday and as sort of a celebration, another co-worker and I ordered pizza at lunch and had a little party with cupcakes and drinks. I supplied the Cupcakes, and she supplied the drink...which turned out to be Red Bull. I have never in my life even sipped a Red Bull before today. At first I was slightly afeared of what this stuff would do to me. I read on the can that pregnant and breast feeding women should not drink it, that you cannot exceed more than 2 cans in a day and you know the standard do not operate heavy machinery, may cause temporary blindness and what have you.....its like this is one step up from Hooch. When I enquired as to its taste, my friend replied "Like Mountain Dew and Cream Soda". Hmmmmm....how bad could it be....I waited and waited and finally it was lunch....the pizza was there, I cracked it open and prepared myself for the flavor explosion that was about to ensue......and I waited some more. It didn't happen....maybe a flavour spark....but definately not an explosion. It did taste similar to Mountain Dew (which I am convinced is made with crack to keep you drinking it) but with the taste of those Rocket Candies that you get at Halloween. So Mountain Dew/Rocket Candy/Tarte/Sweet. I was told that I would give you a huge burst of energy.....

I waited.....and I waited and I waited some more......nothing. I do think I have a taste for it now though...but it definately didn't give me wings. But I am gonna say Cheers to Red Bull...and Jeers to Rush hour traffic.

Some Changes and Stuff....

So, as you may have noticed, but probably didn't cause I don't think anyone really reads this blog.....or maybe they do but don't leave comments.....either way I am rambling....so getting back to the point, I made changes. The address has changed, The background and the color have changed, my photo has even changed and parts of my profile. However, my witty and sharp observations and humour are still in tact. So enjoy! If you don't.........