The Daily WTF?!

I was going about my day, reading my gossip columns, and I stumbled across an article I was SURE was some sort of a joke. Its not. Apparently Del Monte decided to sculpt Daniel Craig and his man-boobs into a popsicle. Truly stunning. The popsicle apparently comes in Cranberry, Blueberry and Pomegranate flavors and are under 100 calories each. Is it just me, or am I the only one who does not find Daniel Craig attractive AT ALL?!? I would rather eat a popsicle of just about anyone else. Throw me a Brad Pitt popsicle, or perhaps a delightful Christian Bale popsicle. THOSE would be worthwhile. Shit, I think I'd ALMOST rather eat a Gary Busey popsicle. Truthfully, I'm curious to see if the little popsicle sculptors could do justice to his amazingly HUGE teeth. Now THAT is a popsicle project I can get behind.