A Possibly Useful Tidbit...

This Gem is straight out of the Weekly World News. According to them, you can learn to banish evil in your spare time.

If a friend or loved one is possessed by the devil, don't go through all the trouble of finding a Catholic Priest, simply follow these 6 simple steps:

1. "Fill a plastic cup with tap water, if you say its holy water, satan can't tell the difference"
2. "Find a cross, if you don't have one, simply tie two objects together"
3. "Make the possessed person lie down"
4. "Holding a Bible in one hand and sprinkle the holy water over your pals body repeating the words The Power of Christ Compells You over and over agian.
5. (my personal fave) "Lay the cross on their abdomen and say"Take a hike Lucifer" and be sure to stand out of the way so as to not get green projectile vomit on you"
6. "In a few minutes the demon will depart and the person will say:"Hey! what happened?" and if not, then repeat steps three to five"

And there you have it folks! a simple At Home Exorcism according to the wonderful folks at the Weekly World News!! So next time your friends and or family are possessed, simply refer back to this handy dandy reference guide.