Where's The Flood??

Seriously, where is the flood??!! Is it just me or have you noticed that women have been walking around wearing denim capri pants and boots that cover where your leg would normally show if you were wearing those pants in the summer (like you are supposed to!). What's up with that? Seriously? I don't see a giant wall of water rushing toward us! and if there really was a giant wall of water, do you really think your trendy little stilleto slouch boots and your teeny tiny capris are going to save you? I should say not. Face it, your going to be just as screwed as the rest of us. I have decided I am going to rebel and wear real pants and if there is a giant wall of water coming towards me, I am gonna put on my rubber boots and hold on for a bumpy ride.