I'll Be Attending Fast Food University This Fall!

Have you ever noticed that a growing portion of fast food is becoming less and less fast? and I don't necessarily mean speed wise. Case in point...I went to Tim Horton's today and I ordered a sandwich, a Turkey Bacon Club to be exact, with cucumbers instead of tomato and with honey mustard please, and This is how it went....

I am told to slow down and give her my order one thing at a time (and I place the emphasis on the slow part.) and she proceeds process the order, I get the sandwich and she has forgotten the bacon and the honey mustard. I point out the mistake and she says "oh, you wanted bacon?" and I nicely point out that I ordered the Turkey BACON Club. "oops" she says. "Indeed" I think to myself.

I get the sandwich and decide I would like some cookies as well, I order a half dozen to bring home for everyone to enjoy and I say "Excuse me, can I please get a half dozen cookies?" and she walks over to the till starts punching something in and then says "A half dozen? so you want six cookies??" and I realize that she is completely serious. I say " Yes, that's 6 cookies" and I get my cookies and leave shaking my head.


Workers and graduates of Fast Food University, I salute you!!! without your hard work and dedication, taking hours to perfect those tiny cheese burgers, always remember,B.B.C.K.M,or bun, burger,cheese,ketchup and mustard. Whoa! its mind blowing. You are Proud, You are Few, You are Courageous, You are Fry Monkeys and for that, we Salute you!! Hats Off Ladies and Gentleman...Hats off indeed.