Don't You Hate Pants??

I don't really hate pants, I just don't like to shop for them. There is just too much to deal with, you have to know the waist size and the length and its just so stressful. I also don't like how bloody low waisted these pants have become. Its like an entire generation of teenagers are walking around with terrible cases of Plumber Butt. Honestly kids, didn't your parents ever tell you to Just Say No To Crack?

I also wonder alot about the Incredible Hulk and his pants situation. He seems to go into a rage quite often and it seems that each time he is angry, his pants turn purple and get all ripped up when he calms back down. Does he have a special Purple Pants distributor? where he has to order 365 pairs of purple pants? and how exactly do those pants shrink back down to regular human size after he calms down? Will we ever know?