We Came, We Ate, We Ran......

Friday August 26, 2005 11:46am.

The suspects, (Me and T-Bone) enter the local Pizza Hut. Hungry.....but not just for the all the pizza like product you can eat (Only $6.99). No, they were hungry for adventure and hungry for excitement....and the free dessert bar. Who can resist the free ice cream like product and all the candy like toppings to go with? Certainly not I, although, I was seriously disappointed upon arrival (more on that later).

We sit down, the ditzy waitress comes over and takes our drink orders and leaves.....never to be heard from again......or at least for the next 15 minutes. 15 freakin minutes to bring us each a Pepsi. Good Grief! what kind of incompetence are we dealing with here Charlie Brown? I got the answer to that right away. The Hostess seated 4 people behind us (one of whom was gay and cute according to t-bone) and the waitress came over and asked if she had already taken their drink orders (which she had) because she said she had so many tables she couldn't keep track of them. Insert chirping cricket noise to indicate complete isolation here. There were maybe 3 other tables with people and most were there for the buffet. Wow. Then to top it all off, the aforementioned dessert bar was gone. In its place, the shitty apple pie like dessert pizza. Now I'm super pissed.

After shoving all the pizza like product humanly possible into our pie holes and 8 dirty plates later, we were done. The rest plays out kind of like the robbery/resteraunt scene in Pulp Fiction... I bring up to T-Bone that no one seems to want to come back to us to check or to bring a bill. I mention that it would probably be pretty easy to do the old D & D. No, I do not mean pulling out the capes and nerd gear for a rousing game of Dungeons and Dragons....I mean the Dine and Dash. Yes my friends......we ate all we possibly could and descreetly left one after the other. Then ran like hell. I was sure that we'd see some sort of Pizza Hut Special Security Agent running after us, but there was none. We'd gotten away with it and all was cool.

I felt kind of bad for about an hour. Then it passed. Really, its their own fault for getting rid of the free ice cream like product dessert bar. Those Bastards.