If Anyone Needs Me, I'll Be Over In The Corner Writing A Strongly Worded Letter To Marky Mark.

I thought Marky Mark could do no wrong. His brother was a new kid, he had that one good song in the 90's, those Calvin Klein ads and the kick ass movies. Then he made a little show called Entourage. If you'd like to know my feelings on the show, we'll just say I LOVE IT!!! quite possibly one of the best shows EVER! and I watch a lot of TV so if I say its good, its good. So I guess your wondering my problem, and the problem is Kevin Federline. Yes, K-Fed, the gold digging douche bag who knocked up poor Britney Spears twice and thus insuring money for many more years to come. This dink thinks he's a rapper? fine. Let him think he has talent, at least most people with a pulse and half a brain will know that he sucks. But now, this dirty stinky "Gangsta" (and I use the term VERY loosely) is getting roles on TV, and on some of MY shows no less!! he's going to be on the season opener of CSI because wifey probably called in a favor. If I were a casting director, I wouldn't even put him in a porn movie he's that much of a douche. Whatever though, I can deal with his being on CSI, maybe he'll be the dead guy and John Mayers guest spot should hopefully erase the uglies left by Kevin. But what makes me want to vomit with rage is the fact that he's now signed on to Entourage for 3 episodes to play of all things..wait for it....A Gold Digging Husband! What a stretch! WTF is wrong with Hollywood and HBO and Marky Mark??? seriously? are all the studio cutbacks affecting productions SO BADLY that they have to go out and hire Kevin Federline? and then give the bastard a 3 freaking episode arc?? Really! he probably can't act his way out of a wet paper bag! and if he weren't Mr. Britney Spears, do you honestly think the producers would even give him a call back to come and empty the trash? I don't think so. I guess in the mean time, all I can do is write strongly worded letters to Hollywood, Marky Mark and HBO....and pray to Jebus that Britney wakes the f*$k up and divorces his gross dirty ass.

Below is a picture of K-Fed lounging by the pool.....no...don't thank me, its a service I provide.