WTF?! Is It Really That Difficult?

Honestly, IS it that difficult to order a freaking BLT sandwich without the damn T?! It doesn't seem to matter where I order it from, my work, Tim Horton's or Mr. Sub or wherever, no one gets it right. I always ask for BLT on whole wheat, no tomato, and cheddar cheese instead of swiss. Not that hard, but apparently it is. Because every BLT I've ordered for the last 3 days, have all had tomatos on them. I swear to God I am going to phone and write a strongly worded letter. What if I was deathly allergic to the tomatos? I'd die because my throat closed over because Sally working the damn sandwich counter is too damn stupid or lazy or both to pull her damn head out of her damn ass to actually look at the specifics of the order. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE PEOPLE!!! although with the ineptitude I've encountered over the last few days, you'd think it was. Screw Tim Hortons!!!!