The T-Bone Top Five.
Seeing as how my best good friend T-Bone has just had all of his wisdom teeth yanked from whence they came, I thought I might write a Letterman-Style Top 5 List....but lame because its coming from me. So with no further fanfare, here it is...
The Top 5 Reasons Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Out Kicks Ass....
5. Three words: Hot.Male.Nurses.....and then their pants come down a little.
4. What with all the swelling in your facial area, you can tell people that your Botox went awry instead of giving you that NicoleKidmanFrozenFace look.
3. Free Gingerale.
2. With all the dried blood on your face you can go around trying to convince people that you are a Vampire.
1. What with all the spectacular drugs, you may develop a dependancy and end up in group therapy with Mel Gibson who starts referring to you as "Sugar Tits"
So there you have it, the Top 5 (somewhat lame) Reasons That Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Taken Out Kicks Ass. Hope you enjoyed it.
posted by Sondra @ 8:47 PM
4 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:
Will you please start calling me Sugar Tits? Please? Cause that would be TOTALLY awesome...and unfortunately at the clinic there were no hot male nurses with pants falling down...*le sigh* perhaps the next time I get some teeth pulled?
well there's this hot clinic downtown with all male nurses...in leather pants....that come down a little. You should go there next time. Its called Ned's Nurses.
Are you for real? Or is that some kind of joke to get me all hot and bothered?
are you *ever* going to do another post ever again? I mean, what am I supposed to read while I'm at work?
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