To _______ With Love,

Another new feature...it used to be on the Craig Kilborn show, and since that show isn't on anymore and since no one reads this thing, I'm stealing it and bringing it back...so here goes my first ever To_____ , With love,

To Mel Gibson With Love,

Mel, Mel, Mel, what happened buddy? Its so sad to see your crazy mug shot all over the internet. What's going on? have you hit a rough patch? The Gibby I know is a far cry from the Gibby who got busted doing 90 down the PCH, and then tried to escape from the cops and then told the cops that you"own Malibu" and then said all those horrible things about the Jewish people and then tried to break a jail phone and then referred to a femal officer as "Sugar Tits" and then tried to pee on the cell floor. I know things look not so good now Melly, but buck up champ! things could always be WAY worse...you could be an alcoholic and a bigot...oh, wait...you already are. Oh well, at least you still have Oscar and all those piles of cash to help you fall into an alcohol induced slumber each night.

Toodles,
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

Here is a pic of Gibby's Mug Shot....I wish I looked that Together after I just tried to piss on a jail floor...not that I've been to jail.