The Legend Of My Twitching Right Eye...

My eye is still twitching today. This happens every so often when I've been rubbing it due to my allergies. But, I really think its that tick I got back when I was in 'Nam. I remember it like it was yesterday...We were looking for Charlie, and all of a sudden, the ground started to shake...there was so much smoke everywhere. I fell to the ground and realized that my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Wendall, from Delaware, had just narrowly missed the explosion, but was still badly injured. I was in complete shock. The landscape around me was exploding into firey bits and my bestest friend Wendall was clinging to life in the dirt next to me. I'll never forget what happened next. Wendall, with his last dying words said to me "Tell my girlfriend I love her" and I said "No! I can't do that Wendall! I love you!" and he said to me "I don't love you. Your ugly." and with all the fury I could muster I said "And your a bastard and your mother's a filthy whore" and he reached up with his last ounce of strength and punched me in my right eye and said "You heinous Bitch! I can't believe I bllleeeaaaahhhhhhhh....." and that was followed by some unpleasent gurggling noises and my Wendall died. Ever since then, I've had that crazy twitch in my eye... and a few months after that, I was discharged from the service and well, you know the rest up to this point.