Out With The Old......

When I say this is big...I mean this is big. You see for the last 12 years, I have had what some refer to as a raging case of "Hot Pants" for Brad Pitt. My hot pants for him have been unwavering.

It was smit instantly when I went to see Legends Of The Fall at age 14. I stuck with him through the good movies, like Seven, Fight Club, and Oceans Eleven. I even stuck with him through the bad movies, like Meet Joe Black, The Mexican and even Oceans Twelve (Catherine Zeta-Jones really f'd that movie up). But lately, I find my Brad slipping ever closer to Tom Cruise territory. First with the mid-life crisis and the leaving his wife, then the "we aren't dating but you all know we are" thing and the world travelling and the having of the baby with someone who wasn't me. So, as it seems that my Brad has finally let go of me and moved on with Angelina Jolie, I am officially bumping Brad Pitt to Number 2 on my Official List Of Hotness, and I am bumping Adrian Grenier to Number 1. The rest of the List is as follows:

1. Adrian Grenier
2. Brad Pitt
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Johnny Depp
5. Matthew McConaughey

The Official List Of Hotness basically excuses each of the people on the list from ridicule based on crappy film or TV choices. For the last 12 years, Brad Pitt has held onto Number 1. *Sigh* Moving on sucks. Oh well, Number 2 is still pretty respectable.