The Fantastic Firing Of Star Jones.

I swear this has made my day....nay, my year. I absolutely CANNOT STAND the Mantastic Star Jones-Reynolds and the fact that the underhanded and devious cow finally got hers makes me delerious with joy. Let me go back and recap the whole story for those of you who are unfamiliar...

It all started Tuesday when Star made the announcement that she would no longer be with the View for the start of its new fall season in September. This may not seem like anything huge, but following this surprise announcement, it seems that Star went straight to People Magazine and told them that she felt she was fired. Then, the very next day, Star was no where to be seen and her name was taken from the opening credits and Barbara Walters made the following statement..."It is becoming uncomfortable for us to pretend that everything is the same at this table, therefore, regrettably, Star will no longer be on this program." Ouch...and then it got worse...""We gave her time to look for another job and hoped that she would announce it on this program and leave with dignity, but Star made another choice." Oohhh....bitch got told. It gets better from there. Star was on Larry King Live last night describing her "pain" and what led up to her announcement, and I swear I don't think I've ever seen such back pedaling. Everything Star said was complete bulls&%t. She told Larry King that "Through much prayer and counselling" she decided to make her announcement on Tuesday because the days leading up to it, poor Star claims she couldn't even go and walk her dog without reading some terrible tabloid story about her...and claims her decision was last minute. Then Larry asks her why if it was a sudden decision, did she pose for pictures and give an interview with those inflamatory statements almost a week before if she didn't know she was going to do it...Star didn't have an answer.

Its devious underhanded crap like this that makes me hate Star Jones. I mean really, how long have we been cutting this bitch a break? First we have to listen to her ignorant comments, then we have to stand by while she starts dating her Al, and then while she uses the View to pimp her Big Gay Wedding to Big Gay Al. Then as if that isn't enough, she flat out lies about how she dropped all that weight. We all know it wasn't with pilates and smart dieting...can we say Gastric Bypass Surgery? come on Star, give us some credit. Hopefully we've seen the last of Star. She made some big mistakes, the first...she crossed one of the biggest people in TV. If there are 2 people in TV you don't cross...its Barbara and Oprah (Hello James Frey). Second, she lied and created a huge media circus around the issue to focus all the attention on her, too bad its all negative attention that showcases the fact that she's a devious cow.

Its sad, but I think I preferred listening to Star gasp and wheeze day in and day out while she was fat. At least she had personality. Now that she's had the gastric bypass surgery, she looks like a tired transvestite....a male Star Jones impersonator even. What do you think?