Its Funny Because Its Not Me...

I can also make light of the situation as no one was critically injured and because the idiot in question is at fault as well.

Do you remember that little kid from The Sixth Sense? the one who built his whole career by uttering those 4 words that are so frequently made fun of? Well it turns out that the cute little kid (who isn't so little or cute anymore) who could see dead people, almost became one the other night. It seems Haley Joel Osment lost control of his 1995 Saturn and flipped it. But was apparently OK while the cops were pulling him from the wreckage that was his Saturn. The dink wasn't wearing his seatbelt. So the fact that he wasn't wearing a seatbelt (which is STUPID) and that he wasn't critically injured clears the way for the following:

Now, this little kid was apparently on a tv show, in Forrest Gump and the Sixth Sense and numerous other movies until puberty kicked in and he's driving a 1995 Saturn?! WTF People?! this kid has more money than most of us will ever have, mind you that's only if his parents haven't robbed him blind, but all that fat cash, and that's the best car he can manage? honestly. Let this be a lesson to you kiddies who made it big...If you spend all your money on hookers and blow, you'll end up with a giant head like this kid, and you'll be stuck with a 1995 Saturn. Plus is he ever going to get a chick with a name like Haley? I think not. If I were him, I'd insist people call me Joel.