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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Cheers And Jeers....Round 2.

I know I am supposed to do my Cheers and Jeers on a weekly basis, but recent events have made this one too good to pass up. So, let's begin shall we?

First off the Jeers.....and I can't believe I am about to do this...but it must be done.

Jeers to Brad Pitt for letting himself go. It seems that hooking up with Angelina Jolie and focusing on helping needy people has left him with little concern for material things or vanity. He's starting to show gray in his hair (both facial and that on his head) and it also appears that he's stopped "freshening" up with the botox as he's looking a little bit more wrinkled and "worn" than in recent history. Oh Brad...its so sad how your mid life crisis has taken you from the top of my Hotness List to number 2. Its all the fault of that hussy.

And the Cheers...and I normally would NEVER in a million years Cheer this next person on, but just go with it.

Cheers to George W. Bush. Why you ask? because earlier this week at the G8 Summit, the President was speaking with Tony Blair and was unaware that his mic was on and it captured him using some less than eloquent speech. He referred to the current situation in Lebanon as "shit" and was then going on about how he prefers Diet Coke to the real thing, chewed with his mouth open and then cackled and used the word "nucular" repeatedly. I don't know about you guys, but it absolutely terrifies me that this man-boy (exterior of a man, mind of a boy) is the leader of the free world. But, because he's so stupid and because he swore in the presence of other world leaders and referred to a VERY tricky and volitile situation as "shit", I am going to say Cheers Georgie! Cheers for being the ignorant Southern Hick we've all come to make fun of over the last 6 years. What are we going to use as comedic fodder when this Douche Bag and the rest of his administration are gone from office in 2 years. Luckily the American policticians are all like this.

2 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:

At July 20, 2006 5:49 AM, Blogger Trefor said...

I think I wet myself...that was *so* awesome!!! I think you should have a primetime talkshow...I think I would be your biggest fanatic...I may even stalk you cause I'd want to be your BFF...but wait, I already am...so we can not do the stalking part...but everything else is a go!!

 
At July 20, 2006 7:53 AM, Blogger Sondra said...

I SHOULD have my own show shouldn't I? you could be on it too...we could call it "Point/Counterpoint With Sondra & T-Bone"

 

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