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Monday, August 07, 2006

To _________, WIth Love,

To My Drunk Neighbor Across The Street, With Love,


Hey Buddy, how's it going? I bet its not that comfortable sleeping on the front step for 3 hours in the baking hot sun. I bet you've got a nasty headache from that. Maybe you should lay off the sauce for a while. Maybe thats something to consider....maybe. Anyways, Take care Drunk Neighbor! and drink some water..might make that hangover a bit less, and just remember to turn your head if you have to vomit...that way you won't choke on it.

Toodles,

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher





3 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:

At August 07, 2006 12:45 PM, Blogger Trefor said...

awe Sondy...weak...weak sauce!! Sauce...hmmm...sweet merciful beer...nectar of the gods and godesses...mmmmmmmmm

 
At August 11, 2006 5:24 PM, Blogger Trefor said...

WOW...it'd be super if you could post SOMEDAY...I mean, what am I supposed to read in the meantime? Wait, I can look up porn...nevermind...I'm good!!

 
At August 20, 2006 6:29 AM, Blogger Trefor said...

...and I *still* have nothing new to read at work...what gives?

 

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