The PurpleMonkey "I'm Too Cool For A Tie Award" Goes To....

A disturbing trend that emerged on the Red Carpet seemed to be the Hairy Gorilla Chest Bursting Out Of The Shirt Look. This was perhaps best demonstrated on a somewhat dirty and disheveled/cracked out looking Jeremy Piven. While I'm super psyched he won for playing Ari on Entourage (Best Show Ever!), he just didn't look good. Would it have hurt him to shower before coming off whatever bender he was just on? Although, at least he had the good sense to try to cover up most of his hairy gorilla chest with a dumb assed ascott. And I think I speak for everyone when I say An Ascott??!! WTF?!. Simon Cowell on the other hand wore his shirt open and now the hideousness of his chest hair will haunt my dreams forever. See Dirty Jeremy Piven and Hairy Gorilla Simon Below.

OK, so I could only find a pic of Jeremy Piven, and I think this is the last of my Emmy Wrap Up as its now 2 days since the Emmy's and no one cares. I don't care. ...you probably don't care, and I just don't have the time, energy or the inclination to do it. So Suck it Sally!