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Thursday, August 24, 2006

I Fear My Days Are Numbered....

I'm pretty sure I'm a wicked hypochondriac and as such, I have a crazy pain in my stomach...kind of off to the left, and I am convinced that it is caused by lung cancer. I have many of the symptoms. I have the aforementioned abdominal pain, wheezing, shortness of breath, unusual coughing patterns, and hoarse voice. So as I am pretty darn sure that this is the cause of my stomach pain, I'm also pretty sure that this is the end of the line and I'll probably only have about 4 months to live. Bummer.

2 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:

At August 28, 2006 6:10 AM, Blogger Trefor said...

Awe Muffin, you're not dying...I keep telling you that...so if I was a doctor would you believe me when I say that you're not dying...

 
At August 29, 2006 5:54 AM, Blogger Trefor said...

I spent the evening thinking about it and I think that infact you might be dying...well, it was a pleasure knowing you!

 

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