Crack Is Whack....And So Is Bobby Brown..
What I am about to reveal is a secret. Not a terrible secret, but a surprising one. I Like Whitney Houstons music. I have since the 80's and up to her last effort a few years ago. I saw the Bodyguard and bought and memorized the soundtrack album. She has the biggest voice and her songs are catchy, so screw you if you make fun of me for liking her. So it was a bit upsetting to see her go from the top of the heap to the bottom thanks to the crack and that douchebag Bobby Brown. Well it seems there is hope as now Whitney has apparently woken up, and actually realized that "Crack is Whack" because it looks like she's kinda gotten clean and now she's divorcing the aforementioned douchebag.... Let's hope for a comeback....because without Whitney, we're stuck with Mariah "Boobs" Carey and Celine "Chest Thumper" Dion to rule the world of Adult Contemporary music...and I dislike them both. Viva La Whitney!



3 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:
WOW...crack *is* whack...but Witney is Bitney?
Actually, Laineygossip compared the two. Lets just hope it doesn't take Bitney (as you put it) that long to take her head from her ass. She can't REALLY sing, but her songs were catchy too. So screw you.
i hate you!
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