Mr. T Has A Reality Show Too....

So because every washed up has-been douche bag from the 70's and 80's is getting a reality show, Mr. T apparently saw the over-crowded, over-saturated reality show market and said "Me Too" and stuck his red, white and blue Converse covered foot through the door. The premise: A show called "I Pity The Fool", a little nod to his catch phrase from the 80's. In this show Mr. T dispatches advice and acts the part of the "motivational guru" to steer fans needing help/change in the right direction. The result: 30 minutes I'll never ever get back again.

Honestly, if you had a disease or needed help kicking an addiction or losing weight or something, would you REALLY turn to Mr. T of all people? I know if I were in need of help or inspiration, I certainly would not sign up for an ass whoopin' from B.A. Baracus. I Pity The Fool who actually watches and takes this crap seriously. We all loved Rocky and the A-Team, but Mr. T should recognize that his 15 minutes are up and no shitty reality show in the world can change that. What's next? a reality show featuring Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver giving you helpful yet practical tips for everyday circumstances? Actually, that might not be so bad.