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Saturday, October 28, 2006

This Post Is Brought To You In SpookyVision.






Its Halloween, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Halloween. Its cool cause you can dress up and eat candy and they always show the scary movies on the TV. This whole last week has kicked some ass as AMC has shown ALL (well except the 2 newest ones) of the Halloween movies. Although 3 shouldn't count as part of the franchise as it didn't even have Michael Myers in it. WTF is that all about? Last night A Nightmare On Elm Street was on, but I still can't watch that. It still scares the hell out of me, and tonight, all 3 Exorcist movies are on, and tomorrow The Shining and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are both on TV. Its the one time of year where you can gorge yourself on Reeces Peanut Butter Cups and watch pointless gore and cheap scares on TV and frankly, I'm all for it. Please note that in the spirit of the season, this post has been brought to you in SpookyVision. I, much like the South Park guys can think of nothing more bone chilling and frightening than Babs herself. So, I hope you can sleep tonight after reading this in SpookyVision, but we here at PurpleMonkeyDishwasher will assume no legal responsibility for any permanent psychological scarring and or dementia as a result of the SpookyVision. Just know that we employ the same crack team of lawyers that represent Tom Cruise and the crazy Church Of Scientology. I can't actually back that up, but it sounds scary as hell.








2 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:

At October 29, 2006 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have I ever told you you look like Babs...or perhaps I should say that Babs looks like you...how's THAT for a halloween scare?!

 
At October 29, 2006 11:09 AM, Blogger Sondra said...

Oh Jebus! That is the most frightening thing I've ever heard! You rat bastard. That's also the meanest thing I've ever heard! I DO NOT have a beak like that.

 

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