I Found The Jade Monkey And Got $100 For My Troubles...

Yep, I went a gamblin' tonight. My sister and I went to the Agryll Casino and I played the nickel slots. I was attracted to a machine called The Jade Monkey, but only because it reminded me of the Simpsons when Mr. Burns was telling Smithers "You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon" and then Mr. Smithers says "Actually, we found the Jade Monkey, it was in your glove compartment". So I thought of that and I had myself a giggle and plugged in a $20 bill. It was the second and last $20 bill I would be playing. I managed to keep winning enough credits to play for about a half hour. Then I started losing. I thought "That's it, after I lose these 33 credits, I'm done." Then I played 9 lines and 1 bet per line and I got 3 Jade Monkeys and I got the Bonus Game! The bonus game is where you make your money. I got to pick 3 spaces and those spaces revealed my spins, the points multiplier, and something else, so I did the 3 spins and I won 150 more credits! Hot Dog! I was on a roll, then I used up all 3 spins and on the last one, I got another 16 free spins! What a day! at this rate, I could play for hours!, so after 16 spins, and a total of over 2000 credits, I decided that I should just take what I had and walk away. So after about a gazillion quarters came spewing forth from the machine, I took my bucket o' coins and walked over to the cashier and came out with $100 dirty dirty dollars. And that was my night of fun at the casino.