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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Morsels From Mr. Burns


Since I love the Simpsons and I can't find anymore good Krusty Quotes, I must start ripping off good quotes from other characters. So here are this weeks Morsels From Mr. Burns, Enjoy!

"Mr.Burns: (To Homer)One more thing...You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon!"
Smithers: "Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment."
Mr.Burns: "And the road maps, and the driving gloves?!"
Smithers: "Yes, sir."
Mr.Burns: "Then its all falling into place!"

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Mr. Burns: "Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."
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Mr. Burns: "Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?"

2 PurpleMonkey Thoughts:

At September 24, 2006 11:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For shame...resorting to using someone elses material...I would be so embarrased being you right now...wait, that's what I do most of the time...mmm...monkey point...

...and monkeys cry *sigh*

 
At September 24, 2006 11:36 AM, Blogger Sondra said...

That they do. That they do.

 

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