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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Oh What Happened To You Val Kilmer?

Oh what happened indeed. I used to have the WORST case of raging hot pants for this man. Grade 9, I saw Batman Forever 7 FREAKING TIMES in the theatre! 7!!!!! it was because he was so freaking hot then, and he was hot when he played Jim Morrison in The Doors, he was hot when he played Iceman opposite Maybe Gaybe Cruise in Top Gun, and he was hot in Heat as a bank robber, he was hot in pretty much everything. Then he backed out of the Batman sequel and started to pick shitty movies and became wierd and sketchy in interviews. Soon we stopped seeing him in movies and such except for the odd one here and there, and then a few months ago, I was flipping through channels and I stopped for a second on Vision TV (the religious channel) because I saw Val Kilmer. He was reading the Bible and giving Bible lessons in a religious infomercial. Oh how the mighty have fallen when they start doing infomercials. Look at Cher. She's a perfect example. She had an Oscar, and then she started hawking the Laurie Davis Hair Care System and now look. But there is hope for Val Kilmer. I saw him 2 weeks ago on Jimmy Kimmel, and he was normal and even funny. He was there to promote his new movie with Denzel Washington. I don't remember what its called, but its one I might actually go and see. So let's all hope this means that the Val Kilmer of the late 80's to early 90's comes back, and religious infomercial Val is gone for good.

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