Will It Blend Marbles???

This is quite possibly the coolest, most powerful blender in the history of the universe. Not only will it shred some balls, but watch..nay, MARVEL at its awesome power as it reduces 50 marbles to a mere pile of dust. I want one, but its like $400.00. Plus, it should also be singled out for the shitty production value and the terrible background music. Plus the host Tom Dickson is SOOO BLAND. There is no other word to describe him other than bland. Even his excited face at the beginning where he is supposed to be getting the viewer pumped up falls far short of energetic. Its kind of like he's got a guy standing behind the camera with a grenade and the guy with the grenade is telling him to look excited or he's gonna drop the grenade and Tom Dickson is trying to look excited on the outside, but on the inside he feels like he's gonna crap his pants.