I Think I Need This...

Yesterday morning, I was SO sleepy, so when I got up at the crack of dawn to go to work, I decided I'd use my Up You Gets Emotibomb because its all citrusy and would help wake me up a bit. In case you are wondering an Emotibomb is like a Bath Bomb, but for your shower. You put it on the floor of your shower, and as it dissolves, it releases some pretty intense aroma therapy. So I used the Emotibomb, and I guess it made the shower floor a bit slippery, because, I went to grab my body wash, and before I knew it, I was falling. In the shower. And it hurt. Bad. So after the initial shock of actually falling in the shower well before my senior years wore off, I dried off, and very carefully got out of the tub and slunk off to my room hoping that my sister didn't hear the horrifying thud I made as I hit the floor of the tub. So, today, I'm left with a gross purple bruise about the size of an apple on the right side of me bum, and some super awesome bruising on my right elbow and my right knee. I can't help but think I should sue Lush for this, but seeing as how I work for them, it might not be the best course of action. So instead, maybe I'll just get Lifecall. It seems to work for the dude having chest pains, and the lady on the floor of the bathroom who can't get up. Do they even make this anymore? do you think its like the Brinks Home Security Monitoring Centre? they just have dudes sitting around in uniform waiting for old ladies to let you know they've fallen?