Boy Did I Pick The Wrong Place To Park My Car!

So last night started out as innocently as any other evening. I left work for the day, stopped at "Safeway" on the way home, had some dinner, sat around and putzed on the computer. Then, at like 8:00pm, I realized I needed some items from Shoppers Drug Mart.I asked my sister if she wanted to come with, and we stopped at "Safeway" on the way and decided to go to a different Shoppers Drug Mart location than the one we normally frequent. So I pull in, we get out, do our shopping, and as my sister is paying for her items, I tell her that I'll be waiting in the car and with that I turn and I leave. Now we couldn't have been in the store for more than 20 minutes or so. I walk out the door, and I look towards my car and I do a double take. Standing in front of my car is a police officer with a LARGE gun pointed in the direction of the shitty blue Neon parked directly beside me. Then, out of nowhere, there's an unmarked police car, and an unmarked SUV and a regular marked car that shows up, and then all of a sudden there are about 8 cops screaming for people to get back and for the dirty crackheads in the shitty blue Neon to get out of the car. So one by one the smart people start getting out of the car and laying on the ground, all except for one hold out. He started screaming about his rights and asking why the cops had to "Play him like that". Then, his old lady started screaming about how "She hasn't done nothing wrong" and "I don't know why I'm being arrested! I haven't done nothin'" No honey, you might not have done anything, but you do need to be punished for that bad grammar. I swear to GOD, I was in white trash HEAVEN! All I needed to make the evening complete would have been for the guy who wouldn't get out of the car right away to take off his shirt and try to make a run for it like they always do on COPS. Seriously...its just not an episode of COPS without the shirtless take-down. *SIGH* I LOVE living on the South Side. Its so Ghetto now.