Ain't No Party Like A Scientology Party!!!

This video has made my life. I've watched it about 10 times already. It is video (and apparently part of a much longer DVD) of Tom Cruise's birthday party that was thrown by his BFF who happens to be the head of Scientology. But seriously....this is the BEST.VIDEO.EVER.

Also, can we talk about David Miscavige's shirt? It looks like he bought it in the Junior Miss department of Target back in 1995 when those shirts and black jeans were stylish. Also, let it be said that Tom Cruise REALLY cannot dance OR sing. But its funny when people that can't try. Also, it was good to see Tom Cruise let his sequins fly if only for one night. Oh yeah, watch for the Patented Tom Cruise Crazy Teeth to make an appearance near the end of his big number! after all, it just wouldn't be a Scientology Celebration if the Crazy Teeth didn't come out. Also, who celebrates their birthday with a live music montage of their big accomplishments? nobody I know. Loser.