This Is Why I Think All Teenagers Are Dumb Bastards...

Today is the day that I officially gave up on the entire youth population. I have rendered them ALL officially useless. How, you ask, can I write off an entire generation of hopeful young people who have never directly done anything to me???? well, let me tell you how.

Today, started off like any other day. I got up, smoked a bowl, and watched the Cold Case Files on A&E. I had my Corn Flakes, and then decided to go pick up the package I had waiting at the post office since I had a car at my disposal today. Since the postal outlet is in a 7-11, I decided to get myself a quality Slurpee, and I grabbed a few other various sundry items and waited patiently in line. The line-up was about 5 people deep. There's some old lady, my sister, some fat guy, 2 obnoxious teenage girls, and me. Since the guy at the till is working at the excruciatingly slow pace of a snail, the 2 half-wits in front of me start perusing the tabloid headlines and come across something about Oprah. People who know me, know I love Oprah, and I think even though she's super preachy at times, she does good things for people. BUT, I also don't get upset when people voice their opinions to the contrary. Anyways, I'm standing there listening to Dumb and Dumber read the headlines and make their "Witty Observations" and then the fat one comes to the headline about Oprah and then says in complete seriousness "OMG..I hate Oprah so much. She says she's trying to change the world and stuff, but no one cares and she should quit because she's not pretty" WHAT THE FUCK??? did I just hear that? for reals? she should stop trying to help people and make a difference and people don't care because SHE'S NOT PRETTY?????!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure I had to pick my jaw up off the floor after I heard that. I was dumbfounded!! how could anyone be so fucking retarded that they would utter such a sentence in public? After the initial shock wore off and I listened to this vapid moron continue on about how shallow she is and how cool it is that she's shallow, my hulk like rage began to build. SHE was one to talk about not being pretty. She was wearing a denim skirt that was WAY too tight, and her leggings looked like sausage casings for her fat sausage legs. I swear to GOD, I really don't think I've ever wanted to punch anyone in the mouth more than I did that stupid fat turd at that moment. The only thing I can really say is that its quite obvious that the only thing this chick will EVER contribute to society are fat stupid babies that will grow up to be fat, stupid adults that make more fat, stupid babies. Congratulations Stupid Fat Girl at the 7-11!! you'll leave quite the legacy. You have absolutely nothing useful to offer society. Your parents must be SO proud. Their complete lack of interest in you has obviously paid off big time. Attached, is an artists rendering (not mine) of what I think the stupid fat girl at the 7-11 will look like when she becomes a stupid fat adult.